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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

8:26 PM   ·   565,817 notes

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

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internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

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buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

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nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

Diet mountain dew baby New York City..

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Diet mountain dew baby New York City..

Diet mountain dew baby New York City..

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swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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what episode are you on
— ancient proverb (via avengemysass)
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crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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