Hi, I'm Maddux, and this my most used and least themed blog. I post funny and interesting things.
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”
WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK
have u read fahrenheit 451
are you fuckngi
bad apple in minesweeper
[2:07:03 AM] Brian Valera: Are You Fucking Kidding Me
[2:07:07 AM] Brian Valera: like are you for real [2:08:27 AM] Brian Valera: why don’t you use flash or pencil and paper or a 3d animating program, why are you using minesweeper oh my fucking god
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one
you have your contenders:
you have your hispanohablantes:
you have your homestucks:
and you have this guy:
Oh my g-d, my friend made the shittiest website in the world as a joke because he didn’t care about his assignment and his professor
loved it and it’s going to be in our foundation show next year.
This shit ( http://digital.mica.edu/courses/ff/spring/ff210_12/mgould01/final/index.html )
is going to be in a gallery and I can’t handle the world right now.
i’m FUCKIN CRYING OH YM GOD