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iguanamouth:

something about memories

7:24 PM   ·   212,165 notes

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

6:23 PM   ·   510,070 notes

starkinglyhandsome:

gallowstyphoon:

idiaz:

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

have u read fahrenheit 451

starkinglyhandsome:

gallowstyphoon:

idiaz:

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

have u read fahrenheit 451

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thedruff:

equiuszahhak:

are you fuckngi

bad apple in minesweeper

[2:07:03 AM] Brian Valera: Are You Fucking Kidding Me
[2:07:07 AM] Brian Valera: like are you for real
[2:08:27 AM] Brian Valera: why don’t you use flash or pencil and paper or a 3d animating program, why are you using minesweeper oh my fucking god

6:21 PM   ·   46,973 notes

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

6:24 PM   ·   255,426 notes

gamefanatics:

Amazon knows what we really want

gamefanatics:

Amazon knows what we really want

5:41 PM   ·   9,767 notes

king-wasted:

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

5:43 PM   ·   207,310 notes

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

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perla-k:

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

awwwwwww
5:29 PM   ·   597,865 notes

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

4:47 PM   ·   456,372 notes

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

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APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

4:46 PM   ·   341,515 notes

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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4:26 PM   ·   604,763 notes

theliteraldavestrider:

squigglydigg:

bansheewhale:

Oh my g-d, my friend made the shittiest website in the world as a joke because he didn’t care about his assignment and his professor loved it and it’s going to be in our foundation show next year. 

This shit ( http://digital.mica.edu/courses/ff/spring/ff210_12/mgould01/final/index.html )

is going to be in a gallery and I can’t handle the world right now.

hoooolLY SHIT

i’m FUCKIN CRYING OH YM GOD

4:30 PM   ·   51,775 notes

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